Greetings citizens! Breaking news – the riots have radicalised David Cameron – he has finally seen the light! But he needs our help – the forces of oppression do not want to lose their hold and he is now being controlled by remote forces. Whenever he tries to speak the truth, electronic signals activated from a distant country – or maybe planet – interfere with his words so that the wrong words come out and the ones he wants to say cannot be verbalised. How do I know this? Because I saw the original of the speech he made today – before he actually tried to speak it..... Below is an extract - the original conclusion of his speech – as he wanted it - before the distortions (shown here crossed out) and including what was silenced (shown here in red brackets).
This is a time for our country to pull together.
To the law abiding people who play by the [unwritten] rules [of justice and equality], and who are the overwhelming majority in this country, I say the fightback has begun, we will protect you. If you've had your livelihood and property damaged [by the Government Cuts and speculators], we will compensate you. We are [now]on your side.
And to the unlegislated lawless minority, the crooks criminals who've taken what they can get from the people. I say: [HM Revenue and Customs, the Financial Services Authority, the Monopolies and Mergers Commission and the People’s Police] We will track you down, we will find you, we will charge you, we will punish you. You will pay for what you have done.
We will need to show the world, which has looked on appalled, that the perpetrators of these [economic, financial and political] violations ence that we have seen [impacting] our very streets, are not in any way representative of our country – nor of our young people.
We need to show them that we will address our broken society and restore a stronger sense of morality and responsibility – in every [political party] town, in every [bank and financial institution] street, in every [large corporation] and in every estate.
And a year away from the Olympics, we need to [start to] show them a Government Britain that doesn't destroy, but that builds; that doesn't give [in to big business] up but stands up [to them]; that doesn't look back, but always forwards.
[I resign]
